Saturday, July 12, 2014

Why I'm All for Cell Phones but my Computer Geek Uncle Isn't

I'm all for cell phones. What did we ever do without them? I don't even remember how I communicated before owning one. My computer geek uncle on the other hand, isn't into them at all. He never owned one, and he just turned 75 this year. 


About My Uncle


His first name is Bob, and he's the one who I learned quite a bit of my technical knowledge from in the past decade. Also, he built most of my PCs for me ever since I started my freelance business about eight and a half years ago.

As obsessed as he is with computers, electronics and sound systems; he doesn't want a mobile device. He says, "maybe some day" he'll get a cell phone but not right now. However, his refusal to get one became a problem today. 

About two hours ago, my uncle agreed to stop over by my place and pick up my desktop tower. He told me awhile ago he wanted to upgrade it with more memory. If he does, it'll make it easier for me to use my Adobe products. It'll also have less interrupted play when I watch movies and TV, and I can open even more browsing windows -- as if I really need to do that much at once. My uncle advises against multitasking, but I do it anyway, which is why he probably decided to upgrade my PC to 8 gigs. Besides, he does too much on his machines sometimes, too! He knows the necessity of having enough RAM. 

He's great with computers. However, I had a heck of a time waiting for him to show up to my house. I forgot how to watch for someone who doesn't yet know where I live. I'm used to people just calling me when they come down my street. 


In my Uncle's Defense, I Didn't Do My Part


I should've waited outside for my uncle knowing he was going to be at my house in 10-15 minutes. After all, he hadn't been over to visit since I moved to the location where I am now. 

However, I didn't wait outdoors. I wanted to sit in front of my fan instead of on the hot porch. Besides, I thought I could see him through the front or side window. I also I figured he had a horn. 

Because I stayed inside, I had to watch him pull in and out of driveways on one side of my house and then the other. Then, I saw him drive up one side of the street and back down the other and then down the other intersecting street and the other. After I failed to flag him down twice, I realize this was not as easy as anticipated. 

Since my uncle didn't have a cell phone, I should've stood out there from the get-go. I should've waited on the corner, in fact. On the other hand, why doesn't he get a cell phone?


My Case for Mobile Devices

People often joke about how we have mobile devices and still ignore our calls. That's a good point. But I like the fact that I can't hear my voicemail recording messages unlike when using old-school answering machines. Besides, I want mobile convenience, even if I avoid over half my calls. 

Not only that, but fully-charged devices with the ringer on, can be quite useful. I especially like having them so someone can find my house. If only I could convince my uncle to get one. 



Saturday, December 14, 2013

My Punishment: Solitary Confinement in my Room on my Desktop Computer (Really? Yeah!)

I did a very stupid thing. I never made a password reset disk. I kept procrastinating, because of course I know my PW. Otherwise, how could I log into my laptop every day. Well, I learned my lesson the hard way, and it resulted in solitary confinement in my room. 

This actually is probably more serious than humorous, but the fact that I feel like I'm in prison right now is funny. Who actually sits in there room all day on their desktop computer nowadays. I mean really?! I can't believe this is happening!

Just don't do what I did. I procrastinated a very simple task and now I have to reinstall Windows on my machine. AAARGH! Just go here to get the rest of the story. 


Friday, December 13, 2013

Why does my computer run so d@mned slow?

You may not be able to blame it on NSA, iCloud or Google that your computer is running so d@mned slow. 


I should know. I was the queen of downloading every single cotton-picking freeware I could. That stuff isn't even worth the "money" paid for it -- especially when it leaves me wide open to viruses. What's the point?

It also results in invalid registry errors and just does no good for my life in general. I also now log into and out of every site I visit -- or usually. 

I'm also not so keen on trying out every new Chrome add-on I can find. I learned that lesson the hard way. I'm just done with useless programs and harmful software. I'm done. Oh, and I won't give the NSA my password I hope. 

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Thursday, September 26, 2013

Computer doesn't work? We're just as clueless as you!

Does your computer not work right? If not, we're just as clueless as you. Get with it. We have no clue what's wrong. Figure it out yourself. 



Useless Computer Error Message

This is just another useless computer error message. Sorry to ruin your day, but we are sending this message to advise you that we will be zero help to you whatsoever when it comes to fixing your computer. This is the only way for you to prove you're not stupid. 

 You gotta figure it out  yourself... 

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Should we burn our computers and phones?

Should we burn our computers and phones? I myself fee like doing that when I use crappy phone chargers or USB devices not recognized by my computer. Seriously, what's a disgruntled techie to do? I thought about using an automated registry cleaner to clean up PC errors so it would work again. In fact, that is the most logical solution for the problems I've dealt with from time to time. But it sure does sound fun to burn my computer and phone.